i can breath fire

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

aether apparently wasn’t

i thought all heroes of legends could use aether which is synonymous for protagonist

marth couldn’t

frick you got me

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

priam-senpai:

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did i ever talk about the time where i killed and ate a whole bear by myself

heh, good times

i don’t think it counts as ‘by yourself’ if you used ragnell.

considering it is a blessed sword and allif you were a real man you’d use your bare hands (claws) and roast it without the aid of wood (dragon breath).

i’m not a dragon though 

racist

i am one with ragnell it is an extension of my body

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falchion is much longer, and lucina wields it.

a girl has a stronger sword than you. 

i’d say you are compensating for something

gender shouldn’t matter when it comes to strength!

chrom is a strong and charismatic leader and it makes sense that his daughter is too

ragnell just holds a lot of importance to me, y’know? it’s been passed down in my family for generations…

aether apparently wasn’t

i thought all heroes of legends could use aether which is synonymous for protagonist

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

priam-senpai:

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did i ever talk about the time where i killed and ate a whole bear by myself

heh, good times

i don’t think it counts as ‘by yourself’ if you used ragnell.

considering it is a blessed sword and allif you were a real man you’d use your bare hands (claws) and roast it without the aid of wood (dragon breath).

i’m not a dragon though 

racist

i am one with ragnell it is an extension of my body

falchion is much longer, and lucina wields it.

a girl has a stronger sword than you. 

i’d say you are compensating for something

priam-senpai:

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did i ever talk about the time where i killed and ate a whole bear by myself

heh, good times

i don’t think it counts as ‘by yourself’ if you used ragnell.

video games are hard why can’t i just turn into a dragon and automatically win

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

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kid, you ain’t so bad

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pfft i’m a dragon i’m the polar opposite of bad

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priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

sorry 

only the lords can wield falchion

you can’t even use aether

h-hey i could if i wanted to

i just don’t want to

yeah that’s it

… /sobs in to bucket of chicken

yes, yes, i’m sure you could.

you know, if you wanted the chicken to be saltier, you could just use salt, instead of making it soggy with your tears.

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

priam-senpai:

this link kid seems cool but not as cool as me

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he mustn’t be very cool at all, then.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Outrealms, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Grima, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swordmaster in the entire Ylissian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Outrealms and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Ragnell. Not only am I extensively trained in sword and axe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Outrealms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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i’m a dragon.

rawr.

oh shit son

would chrom complain if i borrowed the falchion

sorry 

only the lords can wield falchion

you can’t even use aether

priam-senpai:

kingdomofnah:

priam-senpai:

this link kid seems cool but not as cool as me

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he mustn’t be very cool at all, then.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Outrealms, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Grima, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swordmaster in the entire Ylissian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Outrealms and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Ragnell. Not only am I extensively trained in sword and axe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Outrealms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i’m a dragon.

rawr.